My friend Morgan is your typical sorority girl. I met her while I was in a sorority and surprisingly we’ve been good friends ever since. Although I left my soWHOREity, Morgan is still part of hers—and she loves every minute of it. This is the girl who goes to bars and knows at least 90% of the people. This is the girl that doesn’t have to show her ID anymore at any bar on the Ave. This is also the girl who hangs out with a lot of homos. And this is where the story begins…
Morgan lurves the gays. She loves them so much that she decided to join the Gay and Lesbian organization on campus. As you all should’ve known, it was National Coming Out day a couple of weeks ago. You didn’t know? Jump on that kids. Anyway, the Gay and Lesbian organization wanted to celebrate Coming Out Day so they held special events on campus. The Daily, which is our school newspaper, did some coverage on the organization. The next day, the paper had a full page spread on the events of National Coming Out Day. And who was on the list?!!! The caption reads:
“Senior Morgan [Enter Last Name Here] proudly comes out of the closet”
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
The next morning Morgan awoke to phone calls from friends and fellow sorority sisters.
“I didn’t know you were gay.”
“I’m glad you are being true to yourself.”
When she went to work (a restaurant with a majority of gay co-workers), she was applauded and received a standing ovation. Her boss, a homo himself, even made an announcement.
The price you pay for being a good friend…
Morgan—this was seriously one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard. The homos would be proud.
