Oh mannnn

Ok, so I'm officially in LA. God I have missed this city.

I'm not going to lie, it has already been a bit of a rough start. After having one of my flights get cancelled, I was lucky enough to jump on another flight. When I got on the plane, the attendant told me there wasn't enough room for my suitcase so I had to check it in and it would meet me in Burbank. I just KNEW something was going to go wrong...

Not to mention, this guy who sat next to me on BOTH flights was hitting on me hardcore. When we landed in Burbank he asked for my number and I just felt so sorry for him. So...I gave him Pizza Ragazzi's number. Hey, if he can't have my pizza he can get some other kind of...pizza.

So I land in Burbank and surprise surprise, they lost my suitcase. And apparently drama has followed me down to LA--I received over 22 text messages while I was in the air... All up in my grill (stupid girls).

So what am I supposed to do? I pick up a half gallon of vodka, a 30 pack of Miller Lite and a pizza [if you know what I mean...jk]. Yup, things were starting to get better.

But TONIGHT...TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT!! I GET TO SEE THE SPICE GIRLS!!! Do you know how excited I am? Losing my suitcase, having to switch flights, getting creeped on by penis--all of this doesn't matter anymore. Tonight, it's just me and the girls--and 20,000 other fans. I AM SO FUCKING STOKED.

Around 7 pm tonight, my dreams will have officially come true. Spice up your life!